There are two things I've realized in my life in regard to the two hungers:
- Never go food shopping on an empty stomach because that leads to an empty wallet.
- Never go to a swinger's club without having masturbated furiously before hand, so as to not let your standards dip too low because the itch is too damn strong.
But wait?! I haven't posted Danger (II)! That's because it really isn't worth posting quite yet. Keep an eye out down the road for it.
Danger (III)
The most dangerous thing is hunger
When hunger consumes you
your body and psyche is stretched out of proportions.
You order twelve pancakes when you can only eat three.
You sleep with a two when you deserve an eight.
So don't eat with your eyes
and don't think with your dick...
Unless you're that hungry.
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