Live Long and Wank On

Where This Piece Came From:  Often times I close my cam show with something quippy.  The go-to one liner is "Live long and wank on".  This piece came about after really considering what that phrase meant to me and to those who consume porn.  I thought rather arduously about whether or not I would post this piece, as it is about pornography.  This blog is dedicated to creative nonfiction and I didn't want to bring any porn biz here.  However upon reading and rereading this piece, it's message needs to be posted.  So, enjoy Live Long and Wank On.

Live Long and Wank On

Porn is an amazing way of getting to know yourself and lose yourself at the same time.  Strange as it may sound, I remember enjoying pornography a lot more as a teenager than I do as an adult.  I believe that what we find sexy, especially in the case of fetishes, awakens through exposure.  Hell, I didn't realize I was attracted to women just as I'm attracted to men until I saw a pair of the rather sexualized and perky tits of Kate Winslet in Titanic when I was seven.  Although watching Jack draw her like one of his French girls wasn't explicitly pornography, it was explicitly adult content.  It was also, indubitably deposited into my spankbank. 

It's know that there is a great camp of men and women, probably mostly women, who rally against the usage and distribution of pornography; however, it's usage is a safe and private way to understand your own desires and kinks.  The knowledge and understanding of which can lead you to more honest and hopefully orgasmic experiences.

Now comes the tougher part of this conversation--the good, the bad, and the perverted outcomes to pornography usage.  And to be perfectly clear, the usage I'm commenting on is the stimulation of one's own meat stick or land clam--masturbation.  The good that may come out of using porn is for the individual release.  Physiological, psychological, and perhaps even emotional release.  That release may mandate the usage of socks, tissues, or vibrating devices, but it's positive.  Not only does orgasms make people happy, but oftentimes post-O folks have a radiant glow about them.  But how does the usage of porn benefit the overall population?  Other than multiplying the amount of sexually gratified people in the population, porn benefits the overall population by providing a sexual outlet to those how can't or don't want to have sex.  Frankly, people masturbate for a myriad of reasons.  All sorts of folks masturbate.  It doesn't matter if you're young, old, married, single, divorced, or a cat.  You have probably wanted to or have masturbated.  

It's funny because as a teenager I heard from all the parents that too many people are having sex.  As an adult, I look around and I see a lot of people not having sex.  A lot of those people are in my cam room.  And believe me,  most all of them want to, but can't for lack of social environment, time, or money.  Kidding on the last. 

Pornography is the oasis during a dry spell of sex.

Now for those who wank it to the more deviant of pornography.  And by this I mean pornography that falls at least one standard deviation from basic boy girl, d in the v stuff.  Let's pretend one standard deviation is anal, and two is DP, and three is a donkey show with tentacles.  It's a truth worth mentioning that everyone's palates varies.  Some may be perfectly content with vanilla boy girl porn with missionary and perhaps even a cream pie if you're feeling frisky.  But some may desire BDSM, SPH, group sex, bukkake, incest, or even 2-girls-1-cup caliber kink.  Many people may turn their noses away in disgust, but these folks have the kinks and desires they have. 

Why completely defame an entire industry, in which all parties are willingfully partaking in creating content that you or anyone can enjoy?  Why completely cast hate and disgust on those viewers of nastier porn?

Because masturbating is a goddamn right, and there is an entire industry founded on the expression of that right.  As long as someone has physical access to the skin flapping between their legs, they are able to deliver unto themselves waves of visceral pleasure.  The  honest truth of porn is that like anything that causes or inspires pleasure--it's an escape.  Just as video games, books, fantasy football, or Netflix can be an escape from stress, work, life, or anything of the sort.  Who is anyone to judge anyone else's desire to watch horribly rated content, be it a television show or a live streaming sexfest?  Limiting someone's choice in pornography would be the equivalent of limiting someone's lurid imagination.  Just because their isn't porn of an athletic Asian doing squats in athletic, though crotchless shorts, doesn't mean you're not going to now imagine it and not touch yourself.

In regard to the perverted outcomes of the usage of pornography, those who judge need to ask themselves a question:  Who is anyone hurting by masturbating cumming for the umpteenth time alone in a closed environment to whatever content suits his or her fancy?  You'll realize that no one is being harmed by masturbation.  If you're a spouse, girl friend, boy friend, or partner of someone and you find yourself repulsed or betrayed by your partner masturbating to porn, fuck you.

How dare you try to control every fantastical thought any individual may have?  I often fantasize about eating ice cream while eating cake.  Does that mean I love cake less?  Fuck no. 

It's really none of anyone's business as to what anyone else is masturbating to.  It's all personal choice. So I say to you, as I often say to close my cam room...

Live long and wank on.